Life is full of hard knocks. You could get hit by a truck. But struck by a duck? Twice?

Don’t worry—if it happens, your doctor can code your diagnosis W61.62XD, struck by duck, subsequent encounter. It’s in the very latest International Classification of Diseases (ICD-10), which American medicine just adopted in October, 2015. The newest version includes thousands of new codes and is very, very specific.

It gets weirder. You could be bitten by a cow, pecked by a chicken, struck by an orca (initial encounter), bitten by a sea lion or struck by a macaw. For each one, your doctor’s practice could code your case specifically to get the right reimbursement. Perhaps there’s even a manual for how to treat a sea lion bite.

Want to play it safe? You could take up needlework, but watch out for code Y93.D1: stabbed while crocheting. There’s the ever-dangerous contact with kitchen utensil, subsequent encounter, the urbane art gallery as the place of occurrence of external cause, the mysterious bizarre personal encounter, and this ever-present danger—walking into lamppost, subsequent encounter. (One would think that you’d have learned your lesson the first time you walked into the lamppost.)

Watch out for other superficial bite of other specified part of neck, initial encounter. Back in junior high school, we used to call those hickeys.

Night on the town? Be careful that you don’t get hurt at the opera. A little quiet reading? Beware of Y92.241: hurt at the library. Feel like getting away from it all? Watch out for X52: Prolonged stay in a weightless environment, not to mention V97.33: sucked into a jet engine. Ouch.

We truly empathize if you are treated for Z63.1: problems in relationship with in-laws. But we certainly hope you never come down with this diagnosable malady: very low level of personal hygiene.

Finally, if your doctor has trouble finding the right code for your particular malady from nearly 70,000 diagnostic codes in the latest edition, there’s always the handy code Y34—unspecified event, undetermined intent. Is there a pill for that?

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